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Keep Sober: An email from a friend. ROFL →

markjustkeepsober:

These are questions and actual answers of contest participants!

1. Q: “Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?” A: “Utong!”

2. Q: “Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?” A: “Umiilaw!”

3. Q: “Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao? A:…

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

IDK

Daily Thought

I wish there were no worries,no impediments,no heartbreaks, no failures… but why bother? Our only real purpose is to survive.Looking back in the past,man has devoted himself to things that make he feels like The Ultimate Iron Man.

Music is an outburst of the soul.  ~Frederick Delius

Music is an outburst of the soul.  ~Frederick Delius

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Coming in theaters this…………….3041

Coming in theaters this…………….3041

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Rin Tin Tin….oh wait that’s a dog
lol nice mustache :)

Rin Tin Tin….oh wait that’s a dog

lol nice mustache :)

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After an exam..

fuckyeahlaughters:

umakemesmile:

Asking your classmate what was his/her answer on the first question:

When you got the same answer:

When you have different answers:

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hahahahahahaha

(via robot)

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